Monday, September 8, 2008

Someone Should Call CPS

I am starving my child. He won't have energy to eat the food on his plate at dinner if I don't give him a snack at 6:15. He's going to keel over and die rightthisminute. He needs food, and he needs it now, darn it! The two peanut butter and cracker sandwiches weren't enough and he needs cheese -- lots of cheese. I don't care about him at all.

/facetious

2 comments:

Brian Gardes said...

Sounds like my kids. Then, when they have a snack, they take two bites and leave it laying around for me to find when it is attracting flies and dogs.

HyperCampus said...

Hah!