Samuel: But ...
Me: Put it down!
Samuel:
... later ...
Samuel: You know why I carry around the sword all the time?
Me: No, why?
Samuel: It's because of the monsters and I feel a little bit safer with the sword.
Me: So your squishy Nerf sword is going to be protection against a zombie or vampire or other monster? How does that work?
Samuel: Well, the monsters are imaginary, you know.
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Miriam: I don't think medicine makers have ever tasted real fruit. Ever. That does not taste like grapes!
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Solomon: I think electrons are the key to time travel.
Me: Why?
Solomon: Because they can move at incredible speeds and blahblah science blahblah theories about physics and space blahblah. Doesn't that make sense?
Me: Um, I guess? Where did you come up with this?
Solomon: From science.
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Okay, so that last conversation was mostly paraphrased because my child's knowledge about space, physics and all that surpasses my own.
