Day in the Life, Part 1

 

Accidentally use Paul's toothbrush.  Mine is purple.  Shhh.

Open a new bottle of contact solution.  Looks cool, huh?

Wake Solomon.  Samuel is always, always up first.

Wake Miriam.

Dole out pharmaceuticals. We like the Target brand.

Coffee is my bestest friend.

Breakfast.

Untangle Miriam's hair.

Maybe showering is my bestest friend? Nah, it's definitely coffee.

Decide what to wear.

Scrape 2 mm of the world's hardest ice.

Sign in kids at before school care.

Clock myself in at work.

Check the schedule. Work real hard.

 

Break for lunch and study microbiology textbook.

Consider going out for fresh air but decide it's too flippin' cold.

Have part of a cookie that a caterer brought to the office.

Work more.

Clock out.  (But not at 8:18.  More like 5:18. Shhh.)

Get pizza because the kitchen looks like it does.  More on that later.

Sign kids out of after school care.

Go home and change into this.

Ignore this.

Drink this.

Eat this.

Finally face this.

Sign the school papers.

Turn this ...

... into this.

Occasionally do this.

Think about this.  Forget about this.

"Mop."

Do algebra.

Crash here.